Honesty

My apartment got flooded.  Now my door, which already had a doorknob that was falling off, is even more difficult to open because its sticking on the frame and all my stuff has been shifted around.  However, today I learned a valuable lesson:


Falsehood (for comparison)

I did not clean the kitchen floor.


Honesty Type 1 (or, what girls think is honesty)

I used this as an opportunity to clean the kitchen floor.


Honesty Type 2 (what I am famous for telling people)

I texted you because I was buying a mop down the street and I didn't know what soap you are supposed to use with a mop but luckily I found a bucket out on my porch where everything is covered in a thick layer of highway soot and it still had a glob of soap in it which probably leaked out of some laundry detergent five months ago.  My kitchen totally looks like its been cleaned now.




I think I am going to continue using type 1 for the foreseeable future.