Sunday, November 17, 2013

[Brainstorming] Date Night: November

I tell her to meet me in...Morocco.  Hopefully you don't have to spell it right do get in.  She meets me at a bar, and I'll finish this later.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

I Want All the Monies

My rule for this kind of bullshit is that it stops, or I benefit from it.  Preferably both.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Enter the Dragon, Part 1

We have officially upgraded from Captain and Coke to 151 and Coke.  World, get ready.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Tonight's move

So....

Start an inside turn
Your left (her right) high
Ok this is too fucking hard to type

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Requiem for a Partnership, Part 11

We signed the Operating Agreement last week.  Last Wednesday, in fact.  Its been so long that I forgot to come on here and make a big deal about it.  We are not completely finished with this bullshit, as the details concerning the extra investment I am making have to be pulled out into a separate debt agreement.

It is possible a nasty debate could erupt again however in order to prevent this, I made sure that the last time we discussed this stuff I got her to repeat our basic agreement in her own words, in an email.  She was a little annoyed because I had to ask her three times to repeat everything in a single email, but as soon as she did, I saved the email for all of time.  The very next time she tried to re-open that conversation, I quoted her own words at her and implied that it was that way or the highway.  The matter appears to have been settled.

I have learned a lot in the past few years.  Drexel taught me how to work with brilliantly smart people.  Amazon taught me how to work with passive-aggressive, insecure little bitches.  Microsoft taught me how to deal with deadly Machiavellians.  But it is this start up that taught me how to deal with a type of person even more difficult than all of those:  the non tech person.  The severely non tech person.  Maybe I should really say the anti-tech person.  But I think I have it figured out.


Tuesday, November 5, 2013

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

So this guy got searched.  I don't understand what is problem was.  If he wasn't breaking the law, why did he object to being searched like that?  /s

Sunday, November 3, 2013

TIL

Salsa dancing is fucking awesome when there are real, actual girls in the club.

Also I am hungry for tacos.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Halloween

So, I decided to be Waldo for Halloween so that girls would come up to me and say "I found you."  So then I walked around Capitol Hill for three  hours and a lot of girls said "I found you!" or whatever.  So I got that going for me, which is nice.