Missing Stays

Friday, I accidentally overdid it with the pre-gaming.  And then with the drinking.  I thought my bottle of captain had a few inches left, but after spending an hour or two trying to fine-tune a perfect buzz for going out (and therefore spending less cash on booze later) the captain was suddenly gone.

Saturday I had a wicked hangover and also experimentally verified what happens to the human digestive tract when you eat one and a half jar of pickles and also drink the juice, all in one sitting.  The hangover did go away, but without a control test I don't know how much the pickles contributed to my recovery.  I also stayed up nearly all night working on the startup.

Sunday I came down with a wicked cold.  I was sitting around working, when--all of a sudden it seemed--I could feel the lymph nodes in my neck swell, and shortly thereafter I experienced the worst sinus pain in my life, along with a really bad fever; bad enough that I didn't sleep much.  Monday was mostly manageable during the day but the fever was much worse over night, leaving me shivering under a pile of blankets.  Then it went away.  Then it came back.  Then it sort of went away.  Its back now.  Idk.  I fucking hate being sick.  I have a lot of shit to do and I just wasted a whole day.


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Never buy "Cholula hot sauce."  This shit is so weak I've been drinking it straight from the bottle.  And I'm not one of those guys that can eat super spicy food.

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The hot sauce was expired.  Which...led me to realize that the pepsi I drank on Sunday night was very much expired.  So that may have been what started this.  Holy fucking shit, man.  There's only two grocery stores in this neighborhood.  How fucking incompetent do you have to be to be unable to move soda?  Before it expires.  You know tonight I watched one of those military movies where everyone dies?  It was about a tank called Fury in World War II.  I think that's when this Pepsi was bottled.  Obviously I guess this is why I collect food poisoning stories while other people check expiration dates.