Missing Stays, Part 2

Ok so I also remembered that on Sunday I had dry hands and ended up using expired generic neosporin on them.  This shit was like older than the pepsi.  I don't know if that was the cause...I do know that I apparently have not gotten cut a whole lot in the past ten years.  So I have that going for me.

I am still stick...it might be going away except I accidentally bought some ginger ale to make my stomach feel better and forgot to check the expiration date until after I drank half of it.  And then I couldn't find the expiration date.  So...fingers crossed.

Anyway, the important thing is my new discovery.  You see normally I fight sinus infections with spicy foods.  Mexican, subway sandwich + jalopenos, wings, Indian.  Unfortunately, as you can see, whether its the gastric distress or the total calories or the cost, all of those foods are possibly not the best kind of food to overeat five times a day in an effort to end the mild discomfort of a sinus infection.  So I have it:  raw jalopenos.  I bought jalopenos and banana peppers.  I like banana peppers but they aren't quite strong enough for the reaction I'm looking for.

Jalopenos though...shit this is way easier.  They have the same effect as food twenty times their volume.  And, they come in a jar (expr. '17).  So all I have to do is pop these regularly until my tongue starts bleeding, and the sinus infection will be gone.