I've spent a long time thinking about it, and I'm going to have to just come out and say it. Some of you may have suspected. The clues were all there or whatever. Like my joke about how I identify as a woman on Wednesdays. Its not just Wednesdays, guys. Its every day. I've known, and hid this, my whole life...ever since I volunteered to play barbies with my sister because she had a barbie van that could transform into a house (growing up we had neither cable tv, nor any transformers toys). But it just felt so right. Ever since then I've selectively believed or discounted all evidence based on whether or not it supports the conclusion that I already know to be true.
I can't live my life as a man anymore. I'm going to start taking hormones and get my balls cut off. The next time you see me I'll be wearing a dress, and I'll be super insecure about myself and I expect everyone to play along with me being a woman. I still only like girls though, so I'm a lesbian, which makes it totally ok with me not wanting to dance with, or really touch, other men, and I can finally get away with it.
Wow that's a load off my chest. I am so happy to finally be free. I'm afraid this entire blog has been a total sham, a failed experiment in being someone I'm not. In fact, as a feminist, the content here is repulsive, and obviously all of you are automatically racist, sexist misogynists for reading it. This will be my last post. If you are a tolerant, fat positive atheist with all of the right political views you may continue to follow the exciting adventure that is my life on my new tumblr, PlasticDiamondsAndLipSyncing. To the rest of you shitlords, I say, fuck off.
p.s. I actually an otherkin. I identify as a fox.
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