Apple laptop is working; able to do real, actual work when I claim to work from home now. Unfortunately getting to this point cost me 2 solid days of coding.
Last night, stayed up way too late discovering why you can't actually watch Mad Men and get real work at the same time.
This morning woke up and ate the beef brisket I made in the crock pot. It was delicious. Ate roughly 3 days worth or servings. Its been hours. Experiencing strange combination of being concurrently sick, full, and hungry.
Ordered what should be the last few bricks for the PA Lego mosaic. Unless I miscounted.
Need haircut badly.
Dumbass subaru dealer hasn't gotten back to me to schedule appointment for the STI. Need some gay ass inspection to renew my tabs this time. And the trunk is still broken.
Made the mistake of running uphill for 31 minutes during my last visit to the gym. Its been four days. Calves are still sore.
Time is going by too fast. I wanted to be about 3 times as productive in February. Have not done nearly enough skiing; all trips got postponed. Trying to convince myself to let my personal assistant drive the STI. I'm pretty sure she'll get in an accident the first time the turbo kicks in while the wheel is turned.
Behind at work. Need to get project done. Sprint planning in a few days. This is the last month of my sentence as Scrum Master. After March, I am free.
There is no soda machine in my apartment.
I need caffeine.
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Homeland Security (DHS) Coast Guard (USCG) Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF). National Guard. Secret Service (USSS) . Agent. Air marshal. Red Cross (???). United Nations. Botnet Malware Trojan Rootkit Phishing Cyber attack China (seriously? China??? like billions of people live there you fuckheads!) Worm DDOS 2600 Airport Metro Airplane jet cessna turboprop puddle jumper black out brown out delays cancelled bridge dock port power outbreak avian flue h5n1 symptoms pandemic sick swine infection vaccine agriculture viral haemorrhagic fever.
I just wrote all those out to say Fuck You, Homeland Security.
Fun Fact: according to the comments of the news story, 2600 is an ancient phone-hacking term.
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Oh shit. I don't know what a caucus is, but apparently I have to show up at 9:30 in the fucking moring to vote for Ron Paul. Bleh.
http://rp2012.org/wacaucusinfo/
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TODO: http://hottubboats.com/
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