Imagine

Imagine you live in that weird country I read about this one time where monkeys are sacred and you can't shoot them and they know it and harass people.  Now imagine you live there, and every day you get up, a monkey slaps you in the face.  You shoo it off, but every chance it gets it kicks you or slaps you in the face or steals your food.  Every fucking day.  You're just going about your work, and the monkey pops out and slaps you in the face.  You try to pick some fruit, or whatever.  Slap in the face.  Walking on the road.  Monkey slaps you in the face.  You stack some barrels.  Monkey knocks them over and slaps you in the face.  You try to stack the barrels again and he gets a quick slap in because you weren't careful.

Now imagine you get fed up.  You stick a grenade in an apple, toss it to the monkey, and watch as he blows his head off trying to eat it.  You look around, at the monkey guts all over your yard.  You close your eyes and relax, taking a deep breath.  No one slaps you in the face.

THAT is what it feels like to disable Firefox's retarded gay-ass clipboard URL bullshit with the middle mouse.

about:config, set middlemouse.contentLoadURL to false.

Just wanted to write a quick little "fuck you" to the developers that thought that antifeature would be useful.

::sigh::