On Avocados

Avocados, despite their horrible taste and nauseating texture, are a fruit, somehow, that my ex-girlfriend likes.  Now that we are broken up I feel the need to talk all kinds of shit about them.  Fuck Avocados.  Given their smoother texture and nutritious contents and the fact that they taste slightly less disgusting than kale, they are on deck for the requisite vegetable in my morning smoothies.  Now I know they aren't a real vegetable, but based on the way they taste I've decided they count.  Also they have a ton of nutrients and not too much sugar.

Only problem is, a banana can cover up the taste of a few leaves of kale but it is no match for an entire avocado.  Next time I experiment I think I will try half.  Which means:

-frozen strawberries
-frozen blueberries
-protein powder
-banana
-HALF an avocado

That might actually taste good.  If not, we can try quarters or just go back to kale.

There is a good chance I will throw up before finishing this smoothie.