Idea: Lego Weed Smugglers Sets

Obviously I am loving not having to be at work every day.  I'm going to have to get another job or whatever, but if I didn't, this is what I would work on:  an entire line of Lego sets on a new theme:  weed smuggling.  It would be like pirates, but modern, and based on weed.

Here are some set ideas:

• weed smuggling trunk with replaceable panels (one could be the shell or octon labels)
• $10 car set - weed smugglers car with secret compartment
• weed submarine
• a grow house
• smugglers secret base with lots of cool shit including underwater escape route
• protest set, with protesters wearing weed shirts and getting tear gassed by cops dressed like stormtroopers
• medicine factory with a conveyor belt system inside that turns weed into cannabis-based epilepsy medication
• $150 set - cartel mansion
• $10 set - girl in hospital bed with epilepsy who needs cancer meds
• airport security scanner linked to a separate room where TSA employees jerk off to images of naked passengers
• house full of innocent people that gets raided by the DEA by accident because they got the address wrong (should be connectable to the grow house)
• DEA jail cell, including a prisoner who dies because they are denied being given medication that was prescribed by a doctor (this happened) and another prisoner who had a stroke during a car accident and was subsequently arrested after being unable to follow cops instructions, and dies while crawling along the floor of his jail cell
• $10 set - toddler that gets flash banged by cops
• a DEA hospital where texas border patrol offices rape 50 year old women who are near the border (they can be named after the cops who did this in real life)
• traffic stop set, two cop cars, one k9 dog.  Includes a black man watching his car  get dismantled on the side of the road, and a white man watching police rifle through his WRX without it being dismantled.

Obviously I would love to just do a kickstarter for this and sit around playing with legos all day.