I have reviewed hundreds of tinder girls as so far I haven't received a single response from a human. Tinder does love to drain the fucking battery though.
I am considering making a Jack on the rocks my standard drink. Last night we observed that unmixed whiskey is the only drink that is always acceptable, always cool, and always irreproachable in the eyes of a common man. There are limited times for tequila, and rum can be out of place among beer douchebags/snobs, and neither beer nor wine are universally appopriate. But whiskey? Unassailable. If everyone is drinking beer, the guy drinking whiskey is way cooler. If everyone is drinking wine, the guy dining whiskey is still appropriate. If everyone is drinking cocktails, strait whiskey is considered the manliest cocktail. The only issue is to make sure that you don't choose a pretentious whiskey, which is why I go with jack. It's kind of like the Captain of the whiskey world.
I might stick to captain and cokes though...they are so fucking delicious.
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