[lyrics] All Along Her Watchtowers

there must be some kind of way outta here
said the ninja to herself
baggy pants for confusion
dat figure, dat wealth
the girls they would have cut her down
had they known the truth
her figure crossed the line, hide her own stars, hey

no reason to get excited
she wasn't first to go both ways
there are many here among us
who would have liked a taste
but her eyes they only settled on one man
like it was their fate
but a stranger's added poison, and the hour's getting late

all along her watch towers
her assets kept his view
while all the others came and went
and enemies too

outside of two drinks
no one should feel so down
two fatales approaching
bad intent written on their frowns
the girls they came to take her down
but he knew the truth

all along her watch towers
he only played the fool
she and him escaped that night
and had a good time too


















/* Just to make sure no one makes any weird assumptions, this is about a hot bisexual girl whose only coworkers are fat women who hate her for her thin figure, so she wears baggy pants and sweatshirts to work to avoid hateful comments about how she is not a 'real' woman.  However two of her coworkers see her when she is out at a bar, dressed to kill while on a date with a road ninja and--suddenly infuriated--slip roofies in the couple's drinks, intending to take the pretty girl away.  However, the guy realizes there is a problem when he gets wasted off of two drinks and calls a friend who shows up, cockblocks the evil co-workers, and helps the couple get to a cab safely.  Doesnt really come out in the lyrics, but I didn't feel like writing a whole story.  */