On Meeting Girls

I wanted to sort of sprint towards wrapping shit up here and moving back home, however I have reached the limit of how far I can go completely alone.  I'm still hung up on the second-to-last girl I dated, and if the second half of Silver Linings Playbook (and every other chick flick) has anything to teach us, it is that it is only possible to get over a girl with...another girl.  I also know this is true because I've tried everything else.


Anyway.  So now I want to meet girls, and I've already decided to move home so...I really don't know what I'm doing here.  Strippers are fun to talk to for about four minutes.  After that you'd be just as wise to burn your money.  I don't want to get serious with any more super bitchy girls, and I don't really want to fall in love with someone awesome and end up deciding to stay out here in this uptight swamp.  So I am now trying to indiscriminately meet girls, with no real motive or purpose other than a vague sense of boredom.

So what now?  Well I'm stuck at work, and I definitely don't want to do any work, and rush hour won't die down for another 2 hours.  So lets do something really nerdy like walk through a selective version of my dating history and try to see what the best way to meet girls is.

First of all, not all the girls will be represented.  I have trouble remembering all of them.  Also we're going to cut all of the embarrassing stories, and all the girls whose names I cant remember, and all of the other stories I can't print here, like dating strippers and certain activities I may have disclosed while drunk at bars. So we are only going to pick some of the girls that had meaningful impact on my life.

Also, I'm using "#-connected" to mark girls that I met through people that I already knew. So if someone is marked 2-connected, that means I didn't actually meet them there; I met the person through which I met them.

• high maintenance girl - band
• awesome girl who I should have dated - band
• epic friend zone - band
• climber girl - retail job
• super bitch - graphics class
• quiet girl - party, 3-connected
• girl with unfortunate stripper-like name - salsa dancing with friends
• hot lego girl - craigslist 'friends' section, 2-connected
• firefly girl - settlers games, 2-connected
• fun sized girl - pof
• moderately bitchy girl - salsa dancing with friends
• girl with unusually similar interests - pof

So...analysis.  It would seem that salsa dancing by myself (without friends) is a waste of time.  This is unfortunate because getting friends to go salsa dancing is even more difficult than getting friends to go skiing.  As for which strategy is better?  Who the fuck knows.

What am I going to do know?  I don't actually know.