[brainstorming] Date Night: October

We start our date with a corn maze.  We liven up the action with some paintball.  Obviously this first part involves lots of friends.  Because of something that happened during the one and only time I've ever tried paintball, which I'm still sore about, we will not have any kind of gay ass "surrender" rule.  Man I wish I had shot him in the face.  Anyway.  Maybe it will be CTF, maybe more of a Pac Man scenario, but it will be a corn maze, and there will be paintballs flying.  And no fucking teenagers either.

Then, bonfire.  She and I will be riding after, so I won't be drinking.  Maybe I'll insist to everyone not to bring anything, and when they show up there will be nothing to drink except smirnoff ice.  I don't know.  It would be funny.

Then, post bonfire, we ride.  Or, maybe skip the bonfire so we can ride while the sun is still up.  After its fall and the trees are pretty.  I don't know; I'm just brainstorming here.  The roads will be nice and curvy, and there will be back roads, and we'll aggressively pass any slow ass motherfuckers (SAMFs) we come across.  We might possible pull off into a secluded area for a while.  Idk.  I'm just brainstorming.

Fall nights are chilly, so even with our gear we will be looking forward to our nice warm home.  We will probably warm up in a candlelit bath/hot tub while watching some kind of mystery movie...something really high brow like Clue while we eat sushi.  Where the hell would we get decent sushi at that hour?  I'll work that out later.


Aaaaand....that's it, really.