"I heard she got a breast reduction surgery."
"What? That's like slapping God across the the face..."
--Superbad
You know who you are, and you know what you did. Here is the list I promised. Posting it here for everyone's enjoyment. Please keep in mind none of the items are bought for their alleged resale value. And look! They add up to $400....
The Dragon Fall Collection
- $30 the lingerie equivalent of 'dont stop believin'
- $35 never buy the skirtless version
- $23 actually try to find a better version
- $36 I know someone who bought this but refused to send me a pic
- $40 sans the stupid loincloth
- $40 idk who the fuck this is but she has a better tailor than kitana
- $40 obviously
- $10 so much lace, so little money
- $16 red
- $7 classy, but maybe dont buy this exact one because it has two starts
- $7 daaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn ...I saved this to my own wish list
- $10 like shoelaces but more fun (i'll explain when you're older)
- $13 cool looking, but be advised the "handcuffs" are retarded
- $30 fuck yes! i'm bookmarking this one too
Shit. Amazon is tapped out at a mere $337. We're gonna have to bring out the big guns. Please be advised, the following shit is real lingerie. Don't stare directly at it:
- $45 hell yes
- $14 fuck yes
- Optional: $66 this is a classier version of ... one of the amazon links.
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