Go to a Sushi Restaurant so expensive they individually describe every single piece of sushi they hand deliver at two or three pieces at a time.
So, I may have had my first brush with flakiness. I had this date set up with a girl off of a dating site, and she apparently only likes to dine at expensive restaurants. I thought it would be interesting to check out. Unfortunately, I have this habit of not really treating anyone like a human being until I meet them in person, so I apparently neglected to sort of babysit her during the week leading up to the date, and when I emailed to confirm, she informed me that she was blowing me off because I didn't talk to her enough. This would have been fine...except I had to prepay for this fucking reservation to the expensive ass restaurant she wanted to go to.
Fortunately, I was able to sort of secure a backup date off of the same website, and we had a great time. This restaurant is apparently super famous among people who care, because it is new and the chef worked under some guy who is like the top sushi chef in Japan or something. I hear he's a big deal.
So the sushi was pretty good. I especially liked the Rockfish, which I've never had before. I am obviously too classy to tell you how much the dinner cost me, but I will tell you that for the same amount of money I could have purchased 279 cheeseburgers from McDonalds. Now that is before tax, but since that estimate is using the price of the two-cheeseburger meal, there's all of the fries and soda as well.
Shortly after the Sushi dinner, the first girl--who blew me off--reestablished contact with a brief "Hey" followed by "Where'd you disappear to?" I assume she is still hoping I will buy her an incredibly expensive dinner. Now, as the great and wise sage Ron White said, "this dick ain't gonna suck itself," so I do feel inclined to give her a second chance. However, she was markedly unapologetic for wasting, or nearly wasting, both my time and money, so I'm not going to put much effort into a second meeting. If she asks for it, I'll buy her a drink.

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