Thanks to some incredibly poor dialogue that is how it feels to watch most of the X-men movies--but not the recent one, not Days of Future Past. Days of Future Past has actually replaced such preaching with plot and character development. And don't worry, the plot does still revolve around the struggles of a minority that is different from others. I could have used more fighting though; there were only two battles of consequence, and they were extremely short. Still, it was the best movie.
In other news, I tried to meet some girls on craigslist. I was both disappointed and intrigued when I found that I was talking to, allegedly, two ladies of the night. The plot thickened after about two carefully worded emails exposed them as cops. Now, I don't know what the going rates for a likely STD-ridden blowjob, but 175 "roses" sounds ridiculously overpriced. I briefly considered setting up a meet with them and bringing, literally, 175 actual roses, however since roses do have a real value, they would count as consideration, and I could probably still be arrested. So instead I told them that I hope they get shot the next time they make an arrest, and they responded with an email full of curse words, mostly in all caps.

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