Friday, March 8, 2013

What's in a Name?

My business partner is a...real peach to work with.  I actually filled an entire page bitching about her, and before I get started here, all I will say is we're ending up making two separate LLC's (mine and her's) for one App, and she's constantly freaking out about me stealing her worthless idea, and she thinks that calling some lawyers is the equivalent to spending days writing code.

Anyway.

So I need to create an LLC, and I need something to name it.  It needs to be catchy, easy to remember, easy to spell, and sophisticated enough to sound like it was another stupid name coined by another developer forming yet another limited liability corporation just to sell an Android app.  Partly because I need to be better than everyone else, and partly because I might want to use the company for something else.  Anyway.

My twenty year old self would have rolled out something with the word "dragon" in it and called it a day.  Unfortunately, in my elder years I now realize that the rest of the world doesn't realize how fucking awesome dragons are, and so I'm forced to search for a more...common and less epic word.  I've though of four that are fun:

glow
glass
mojito
ranger


I was going to call it "Glass Rifle " however some music group already has that name.  Fuckers.  Fortunately I actually found a business name generator;  only problem is all of the suggestions are dumb.

So please, send me your suggestions if you like.  I really can't figure out what to name it.

[Edit]
Ok maybe Glass Torch.

[Edit]
Hash Globe

Resonance Cascade (if I have no shame)

Codeslingers   (for Stephen King fans)

Glass Knight

White Method

Sugar Code (this is my favorite)

Hammerlock  (from dancing)

Code Captains (from my favorite drink)

My favorite mechanical devices are the torque converter and the ATC.  Unfortunately neither make a good company name.

Mercator Injection

Artificial Ignorance

Brainstorming this shit is now making me want to bring back Telefrag.

[Edit]
Maybe "Glass Pattern" ...I like that a lot and it means something to me.

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